when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get it
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
me as a detective
"oh, I’m sorry kid, you can’t be in here without adult supervision"
"it’s okay, the government is watching me"
benedict cumberboob having internet troubles
I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE
do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense
THAT FUCKING COMMENT
do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv
a house isnt a home unless it has wifi