Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air.
Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America.
so accurate it hurts
i’m gOING TO THROW UP AJFKDSLA OH MY GOD CAP NO
yeah everyones allowed to have their opinions and shit but once your opinion dehumanizes a person and strips them of their fucking rights then guess what
Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the
supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast
sleep tight? NO THANKS ILL SLEEP AS LOOSE AS I WANT THIS IS AMERICA
Weeping eyes from crying every night
Tired of life and wishing she was dead
Curly hair and a smile
Because she knows she can overcome it
Full of life, knowing that she can do this.
Hair in a messy bun, goofy smile on her face
Because she’s genuinely laughing again.
Because she figured out she’s the only one who could save herself.
And she made it.
..I thought this was going to end badly thank you people for turning that around.
I love that you guys gave it a happy ending.
I am 15 and I approve of this description
being 20 I can absolutely confirm the accurateness of this
I really like this post
that smells like books
if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you